Wednesday, December 15, 2004

what a waste?#@$!

I’ve never thought some supposedly intelligent guys can be that boring (ouch!). For instance, take this guy who can talk all about himself for hours and at a speed of 87 words per minute: his sports routine, diet, women she dated, how he almost got married, how much he wanted to own a car to get more dates (Hello, he might as well buy a car who knows how to ask a girl out). It just made me wonder if ever this guy knows that a sentence doesn’t have to start with “I” all the time. If I were to suggest how he could make money (if ever it could) out of narcissism, he might as well own, produce, direct and star his own TV show and named it “All About Me” if not, create a movie: “How To Lose A Girl In 10 Seconds.”

Oh well, this is a sad fact; a very, very sad one knowing that male population has been outnumbered by that of the female in scary proportion. While my first theory: “All good-looking guys are either gay or married” is gaining ground, here comes another theory--- “Some intelligent good-looking guys are better off keeping their intelligence and good looks with themselves.”

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